i don’t want any of this, Cosmo, stop it.
Holy shit, cosmo.
This can’t be real…
how hard is it to get a job writing for cosmo?

These are just.
I don’t.
I need to go.
if you have to get this tricky with sex idek
amazeballs amazeballs amazeballs amazeballs amazeballs amazeballs amazeballs amazeballs amazeballs amazeballs amazeballs...
Cosmo, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? (Dear men: never fucking do any of this to me. thanks.)
Amazeballs? o.o
amazeballs??????
ten and eleven both wtf
Is there such thing as clean loose change?
Also? Wrapping your chest with saran wrap is just a terrible idea. You can’t breathe or sweat or anything. Fucking...
Cosmo is a horrible mistake.
WHEN DID AMAZEBALLS BECOME A THING?! WHO LET YOU WRITE THIS?!
“amazeballs”