December 2010
December 31, 1926
yerawizardharry:
Tom Marvolo Riddle is born to Tom Riddle Sr. and Merope Gaunt at Wool’s Orphanage in London, England. His father is not present for the event, and Merope dies shortly afterwards.
(via 500daysofkissingmypillow)
“I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.”
– Emo Phillips (via letscrosstheuniverse)
reblog with a famous person's name, except switch...
Gatthew Gray Mubler
Grispin Clover
Gemini4t: awesome, how ru
YohjiK IsMy Idol: I have cramps....but other than that fine
Gemini4t: cramps from wut
YohjiK IsMy Idol: pms
Gemini4t: i don't have a cell phone with that
YohjiK IsMy Idol: ?
Gemini4t: thats the text stuff on phones, right?
YohjiK IsMy Idol: no...
Gemini4t: oh
“My favorite thought-piece about Ferris Bueller is the “Fight Club” theory, in...”
– via /Film
Wow I love this theory. Thoughts on it?
(via kyleandfriends)
I don’t know if this makes me love or hate the movie now….
That moment when you're reading a book and you...
starsrising:
And then you think they should have titled it something else.
02-09-2006
Maura - My uncle is a sales man
Mr. Fienburg - oh? what does he sell.
Maura - well I don't really want to say it, because it's kind of gross, but....Penal Implants
Kid - How do you even get to that point where you sell that kind of stuff.
Maura - well, he worked his way up...
10-25-2005 (German Exchange Student)
Me - Hi Ferdinand
Fer - hi
Me - what are you up to today
fer - nothing, I have to run track
Me - In the rain?
fer - yeah, but I got long shorts...uh..what do you call them?
Me - ...pants?
Fer - yeah.
10-21-2005
Teacher - you say how can we eat dogs, when all Indians are vegetarians.
Girl - How can Indians be vegetarians if they are hunters and gatherers?
cardboardantlers:
Richard Wilkinson
